All of these terms are being applied to two of the most
hard-impacting development projects ever to hit the
Hawaiian Islands.
And as is usual in the ever-so-fluffy real estate industry,
you can always make more commission by bending the facts
just a little,
to make the sale.
For anyone who doesn't keep up with local events, here are some items to consider:
Not one voice mentions the fact that local people will be
there mowing the lawns, polishing up the marble tiles, and cleaning the toilets in
Honua'ula but no local people can afford to live there.
Only rich outsiders need apply; in the last ten years, nine out of ten
new home buyers are from
overseas, less than half ever live here, some never even see their homes.
heavy development bordering wilderness areas: 10
....BINGO!!!: 100 points!!! These are professional pavers!!
Peter Pave-a-lot
Thanksgiving Day 2007
(still thankful that the construction hasn't started....)
With the Rains Comes the Runoff... (December 1, 2003)
This developer BROKE SEVERAL LAWS and wasn't even fined!
Nope, this ISN'T a copper mine in Borneo.
It's right across the street from the posh Hotel
Fairmont Kea Lani and the million-dollar Polo Beach
condos at the south end of Wailea, Maui.
This is runoff happening right before your very eyes.
This large Hitachi steamshovel is busy moving dirt to prevent the large
mound of goo behind it from falling into the rushing river
in the foreground.
This channel is normally bone-dry,
but on that day there were 3 inches of rain upcountry and it all
comes down through here.
This was a gross violation of EPA runoff laws, but
no one there seemed to care; we talked to a worker and he said
"You can't stop mother nature"...
After news of this runoff broke, Dowling hired a helicopter, flew several
journalists upcountry above this site, and showed them that some of the
runoff came from uphill.
Dowling then used this logic to "prove" that he wasn't
a polluter, and avoided huge fines and possible criminal prosecution as a result.
As any Honest cop will tell you, just because there may be litter already
on the side of the road, you still have to pay the fine if you are caught
dumping more garbage.
But Everett Dowling is above the law, or at least it appears to be the case.
Why did this criminal behavior go completely unchallenged?
December 2, 2003
[Ed]: 100 points out a possible 100 on this one!!!
photo courtesy of Jack Hammer, crack reporter
Pavemaui's Hall of Shame
dedicated to the brain-dead, the greedy,
real estate agents and other human jackals...
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'Pave it Underwater'
Makena, I have seen your future if the paving continues,
and not only will the land be paved, but there will be
fresh pavement under the sea!!
Over on Kauai, some dolt named Jimmy Pflueger blew away all the ground cover
on several acres of shoreline. Shoreline right next
to one of the biggest coral reefs in the state!
That's right, and when the November (2001) rains came, the whole
lot of mud gushed right into the ocean. Marine scientists
looking at this mess are saying that reefs and large coral
heads over 100 years old were completely killed, and
there is no new growth on any of them.
Check out The Advertiser on July 1, 2002 for more info, first
page B section, Jan TenBruggencate's column 'Hawaii's Environment'
As the paving continues in Makena, so will the runoff.
Runoff with mud, oil, fertilizer, cowshit, and gasoline
(from old cars which spit 10% of their gas out the tailpipe).
No, this stuff doesn't evaporate, it sinks in to the
asphalt pavement, partially desolving it under the sun and
weathering. This goo then goes straight into the ocean
when it rains. By the way, even the best containment systems
produce runoff during high rains; it can't be helped.
Pave Maui Points (out of 100)
turning 100 year-old coral reefs into gravel: 35
adding fifty truckloads of mud to the reef: 15
minimansion potential (just don't go into the water): 15
use of a bulldozer in a very creative way: 20
depriving locals of the ability to fish: 10
shit. i'm adding five points just for the hell of it!: 5
Perfect Score!!!!
You'd have to bomb the area to do better!
...total: 100! (I gotta be tougher with my criteria!)
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'Clint Eastwood Beach'
Near the border between Wailea and Makena, on one of the
last truly open beaches on Maui, the former Mayor of Carmel,
California, and 'tough guy' Clint Eastwood,
is building yet another minimansion, blocking off beach
access and creating a concrete eyesore.
The Wailea Corporation is busily developing all the land
across the street as fast as it can, too!
All the land between
the old Makena road and the beach here should immediately
be bought by the county and turned into a beach park, to
guarantee open space for future generations.
He paid over $7 MILLION for the 1.5 acre lot;
who says outsiders don't contribute to the local economy?
Too bad he didn't spend any on education...
Wake up, Clint. If I went and built a McDonald's on the
18th at Pebble Beach, would you be happy?
Another hollywood star falls in love with
Maui, only to destroy what he allegedly cherishes!
Pave Maui Points (out of 100)
tweaking virgin beach: 25
obstructing beach access: 10
minimansion potential: 15
hollywood star tourist draw: 20
repaving/widening old Makena road: 10
90 points!
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Wailea Shopping 'Village'
This gigantic, $90-million 'renovation' of the
former Wailea Shopping Village is nearly complete, and
no doubt way over budget. Financed by Ross Perot's son
and other greedheads, this is a classic example of
California-style architecture gobbling up the beauty
of Hawaii. This concrete shopping den is built up
to within 20 feet of the edge of the property
on all sides, maximizing the development potential!
They didn't waste any valuable real estate
on 'green space' with this one,
that's not what Maui is about. It's shopping, shopping, shopping, people!
Looking more like it belongs in Riverside instead
of Wailea, this megamall will cater to the
high-rollers at the local hotels, and
provide dozens of low-wage service jobs!
We have our first poster child for pavemaui.org here, because
this project is more than 75% paved
with Black Asphalt, which traps in heat and produces
tar-laced runoff which runs into the ocean. All the
new streetlights and traffic signals will also
greatly increase the ambient light level in south Maui,
which generally has nice, starlit skies.
Pave Maui Points (out of 100)
90% of land paved or under concrete: 40!!! (that's what it's all about!)
building right up to the edge of lot on all sides: 20
extra traffic, noise, ambient light: 15
pure ugliness: 15
...total: 90 (almost perfectly paved, but with some plants poking out here and there...)
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Makena becomes a Sewer
Q: What goes hand-in-hand with rabid development?
A: Sewage Treatment!
Yup, it's time to build a gigantic sewage treatment
system in Makena. This is just a prelude to hundreds
if not thousands of new houses and condos which are
going to be plopped in on the hillside above the
Makena Resort area. This is one of the last really
pristine sections of coastline along Maui, and the
runoff from all this construction will undoubtedly
have an impact on the beautiful coral growth which
can be seen just off Makena Landing.
Divers, better take your pictures NOW! Because soon,
the coral will have a new color, algae green, to go
with the color of the developer's favorite commodity, cash!
The destruction of coral habitats by runoff has been
well documented around the world for years now, but
no one acts like it's a problem here. Just slap
some "this drain leads to the ocean"
signs on all the drains and
the problem will take care of itself!
Pave Maui Points (out of 100)
huge concrete structures and pipes: 30
possibly miles of residential streets: 25
widening roads: 20
dead coral (great as a paving material!: 15
...total: 90
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Real Estate "talking heads" on TV
Ever watch CNBC? Well, over on Maui it's peppered
with real estate ads every 10 minutes.
Buy that condo before the market crashes! Get your
bucks in now while prices are low! Only half a million
for a condo! Get your piece of Maui Magic!
No high pressure sales here!
"Our commitment is your assurance of success!"
Buy Buy BUY!!! (please!)
There are even timeshares being offered on TV, formerly
the domain of snake-oil peddlers; now you can buy timeshares
while you daytrade!
Pave Maui Points (out of 100)
bringing in bad elements: 15
timeshare promotion: 15
advertising saturation: 10
...total: 40 (hint: to get more points, start pushing Makena and Hana lots!)
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Read about the new drug epidemic on Lanai, courtesy of bigtime real estate developent
Colophon----------------------
The notion that real estate development and tourism are
not in fact 'industries', but more like addictive drugs
that trap people into
becoming totally dependent on them is increasing in
popularity. No region has ever been able to quit
'cold turkey' from this plague, nor are there any
12-step programs to wean people off these narcotics.
When combined with greedy politicians eager to approve
any zoning whatsoever as long as they get their cut,
this one-two punch is unstoppable.
This juggernaut has even gone so far as to call itself
an 'industry', although no real estate people anywhere
have ever produced new, pristine land on which
to develop, nor have any tourism authorities ever
produced a virgin coral reef or rain forest for the
tourists to gawk at. There is NO contribution
to the GNP from either the tourism or real estate
'industries', even though that's what other legitimate
industries are measured by.
Want to see the future? Just look at places like Seattle,
Half Moon Bay, or Aspen.
Want to stop the stupidity? Put down the real estate "crack pipe"
and create some real, productive businesses that
actually improve the environment and living conditions
for the people of Maui.
As the real estate market sours, here in late 2007, realtors
are getting more and more desperate to make their commissions.
Look for a whole spectrum of fresh, new lies to come
from their camps in the months to come...
....Peter Pave-a-lot, November 2007